Tuesday, September 18, 2007

This is how it Begins....

Dying to know how the "Yandao Tong" came about?? Lol.. Here it goes.....


It all started 1 day..... when 6 very Yandao guys were gathered together.... They were stunned by each other's Yandao-ness......As the saying goes... ‘慧眼识英雄', heroes recognise heroes, they immediately began to respect each other's Yandao-ness... Hence, 1 S*bei Yandao guy suggested to form this Very Exclusive club....


The Yandao Tong!!!


These photos serve as a pact, a vow, an evidence of Membership in Yandao Tong. The handsign became a registered trademark of Yandao Tong~


From then on... They are called the Yandaos~.... Being the kind hearted yandaos, they soon don believe in Exclusivity... They wanted to bring Yandao-ness to the world, bring men the confidence they lack...hence they decided to expand the Yandao Tong & spread "Yandaoism".


Being in the 'Business' of running children's camps, the best & easiest way would be to bring Yandao-ness to them... So the S*bei Yandao 1 started his 'preach' to spread Yandaoism.. It started off slowly....from 2 kids...,





to 3 adults...



Things were going real well, even 3 year old kids also started to believed in the Great Yandaoism.




With a little more effort, more people joined the Yandao Tongs...From 30+ kids....



plus 40+ adults



and eventually more than 150 believers!


The Yandao Tong made a huge difference to these believers' lives.... They brought confidence to men, even to the girls...THEY made them BELIEVE they are yandao.. made them feel much happier.. Their lives are never dull again... With Yandaoism, life is full of hope!!


You would thought this is success... But the S*bei Yandao 1 wants to achieve even greater things. He wants to spread Yandaoism to even more people...people of a different age group, people who lacked the confidence... So he started his mission again....tis time round... in......


Nanyang Business School


Things werent going so smoothly initially....Despite 2years of effort, only a handful started being interested in Yandaoism.


Stephen being caught





Even the toughnut HONkie started to believe in Yandaoism





But still... 2 believers in 2 yrs is nothing to be proud of.... No choice... the S*bei yandao 1 started to crack his brain for a different strategy.... Finally, he realised why the strategy failed... He used to be adopting the 'CENTRALISED' approached, where is HQ is located in the Children's camp.. It's too far from the 'target mkt' & measures were ineffective & inefficient...




This time... it's a different strategy... He started Decentralisation... Starting a Regional HQ in NBS...2 more COMMITTEE members joined the Yandao Tong..


BerNaRdo & HONkie..


And more recently Dpx...




The team of 4 went on to spread Yandaoism further. Results were promising...


New Recruits...










Even in Convocation Ball, the Yandaos never forgo their duty to spread confidence to men..Look how Yandao they are!!


But now, they're no longer in NBS... The Legacy of Yandao Tong in NBS has to be passed down... 所谓长江后浪推前浪,(chang jiang back waves push front waves) .It's time to let the younger generation carry on the mission to spread Yandaoism & bring Hope to the population in NBS!!


The New Generation??


Well, they're on probation... Depending on their performance, they will eventually be able to continue spreading the Great Yandaoism in NBS..

Speaking of Globalisation.... the S*bei Yandao 1 is considering introducing the Great Yandaoism to people in Houston texas...Look at pple like Yao M*ng, Chinese NBA player... Tall, but lacks the Looks & Confidence.... Maybe it's time for the S*bei Yandao 1 to help him...Spread the yandao-ness to him.....

Till then...its COMMERCIAL TIME!

Do you want to be a Yandao? Do you lack the Confidence? Do you want to be like the S*bei Yandao 1? If your ans is YES, drop a msg here, our Missionaries will get to you soon!! Life is hopful with Yandaoism! Call 1800-S*bei-Yandao.

Grab a beer/coke & stay tuned to Yandao TV~

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